Things you cannot do.

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1. You cannot wash your eyes with soap
2. You cannot count your hair
3. You cannot breathe through your nose, with your tongue out
4. You just tried no. 3
6. When you did no. 3 you realised its possible, only you look like a dog
7. You are smiling right now, because you were fooled.
8. You skipped no. 5
9. You just checked to see if there is a no. 5
10. Are you still around?
11. Take a break, your brains need it.
12. You cannot see your back.
13. You cannot kiss your own cheek.